What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener