What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.