What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear