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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.