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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...