In case they run out of bullets.
The people miss Harambe.
Humans miss Harambe.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Bullets.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
A bullet.
It got fired.
We don't miss Harambe.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because it got fired!
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
This joke will be back someday
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
Everybody misses Harambe.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
He had loco motives!
The training.
A trifle.
A trifle!
A shopping bag can carry a child.
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
Empty Magazines.
99 dollars.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)