In case they run out of bullets.
The people miss Harambe.
Humans miss Harambe.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Bullets.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
A bullet.
It got fired.
We don't miss Harambe.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because it got fired!
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
It's elected President.
Not a ton
A marxman.
A trifle.
To feed her nightmare.
That's amorehay!
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Remorse code
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
Yo, evolution: You missed one..
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
Engineers (engine ears).
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
They decompose
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
