Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.