Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter