Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.