Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter