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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.