Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter