Litter Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.