Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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House blend.

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Because it messes with their hops

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He heard the food was a mess.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!