Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter