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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!