Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.