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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.