What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au