What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!