What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.