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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!