What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au