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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

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