What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.