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Silver Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Ag Jokes More Ag Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Silver Surfer Jokes More Silver Surfer Jokes

What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer!

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.