Silver Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

Ag Jokes More Ag Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Silver Surfer Jokes More Silver Surfer Jokes

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer!