Silver Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Ag Jokes More Ag Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Silver Lining Jokes More Silver Lining Jokes

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.