Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

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When it's past your eyes.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Silver Surfer Jokes More Silver Surfer Jokes

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer!

Silver Medal Jokes More Silver Medal Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.