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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball