Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.