Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!