Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!