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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.