What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins