What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.