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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.