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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe