What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles