Surround Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs...

Awarewolf Jokes More Awarewolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.