Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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Ur-ine!

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount