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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!