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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!