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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call a running chicken?

Poultry in motion.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!