Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How do you make a cat woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.