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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)