What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor