What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.