What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.