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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken