What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.