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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.