They're always switching their tails!
Re-tail.
They want to make ends meet.
Chardon-neigh
All the horses drowned
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.