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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!