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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!