Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.