Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.