Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror