Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.