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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!