Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*