Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!