Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.