Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.