Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.