Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......