Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.