Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!