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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Lance Lot Jokes More Lance Lot Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Round Table Jokes More Round Table Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot