What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.