What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.