What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.