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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh