Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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The neigh-neigh.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

What do you call a skeptical horse?

A neigh-sayer. Sorry

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise