Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Chardon Jokes More Chardon Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance?

The neigh-neigh.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!