Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Chardon Neigh Jokes More Chardon Neigh Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun