A-neigh
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
Put it in the back yard.
Neigh-boars.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
The Neigh Neigh.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Liberace
Brian Setzer
Because they don't exist
Unioncorns.
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
Inward
Chardon-neigh
Chardon-neigh.
The neigh-neigh.
When he recycles garbage into ham.
A pig pen!
A phone moan.
Dung!