Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.