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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone