What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!