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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!