What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!