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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!