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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Because they Pikachu

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!