Cheese Jokes

Smoked Buddha.

Nacho cheese!!!

Because it's a loaded question!

Colby Jack's.

Because it was provOLONE

Cottage cheese.

Gouda, gouda...

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

You fed-a-genie!

NACHO-CHEESE

About 100 French people right now

It was degrating.

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Nacho cheese

Pepperoni and cheese.

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

A cheese grater

Cracka-lackin

NA'CHO CHEESE

Smoked Muenster.

Hallooooo me!

Halloumi! (Hello me)

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

From the block.

Very Caerphilly.

NACHO CHEESE!

I rest my queso.

Not your cheese....

Leave my provolone!

Coz 'e-mmental!

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Nacho cheese.

The curds get in the whey!

There are twenty of them.

Because he blue cheese...

Someone else's cheese.

In a Parma-John.

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Because he's not a rat.

Please cheese me!

Nacho Cheese.

Czech-e-cheese

Please cheese me'!

Taking out a provoloan

Hey, you're old!

That's no whey to go through life, son.

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Because they're inbred

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Mozzarella-ella-ella

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

It was destined for grater.

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

He wanted to feed the mouse.

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Skip to my loo.

A. He uses "windows".

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Robbin' hood

Their peckers are on their heads.

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

They both say insert Bill here

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Who is the commander of cheese?

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

What type of cheese is not yours?

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Why was the cheese so sad?

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

How does cheese get more mature?

What kind of cheese gives out money?

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

How do you get wishes from cheese?

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

Why did the cheese cry?

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

What do you want on your tombstone?

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

What's better than cheese?

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

What cheese is not yours?

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

Who's cheese is on those chips?

What did one cheese say to the other?

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

What cheese is the most religious?

What cheese can never be yours?

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

How have you done that?

What kind of cheese?

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?