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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.