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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!