Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.