Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.