Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism