Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.