What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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He bombed the exam.

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He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite