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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Because she has two faces.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.