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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest