I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
Having a chickpea on your face.
I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.