How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties