How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill