How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties