How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!