Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
None. He fell.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
There's a clock on the stove.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
He liked chillin.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.