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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!