March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.