What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.