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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs