What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.