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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.