What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!