What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!