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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.