What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!