What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.