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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.