What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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Sir.

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His ghoul friend.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!