What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.