What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.