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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.