What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.