What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.