What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.