What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!