What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!