What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.