What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.