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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!