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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....