What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....