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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."