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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.