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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!