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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.