What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.