What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!