What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.