What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE