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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE