What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.