What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...