What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Stroll Jokes More Stroll Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking