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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Stroll Jokes More Stroll Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking