What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.