What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Stroll Jokes More Stroll Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking