Breasts don't have eyes.
There was no outlet
To find his rubber chicken.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
13 seconds of eye contact.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
A man holding an aardvark.