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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.