Breasts don't have eyes.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Her navel.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
She couldn't control her pupils.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
