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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.