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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence