What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.