What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store