April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits