What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.