Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.