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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.