Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist