Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.