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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.