Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist