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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu