Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.