What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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Who loses?

America.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"