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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude