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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...