Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.