Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.