Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!