What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!