What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!