What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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He didn't give a hoot!

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Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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Leave the EU.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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Fold it in half!