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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.