A small loan of a million dollars
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With a small loan of a million dollars.
A small loan of a million dollars.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Date Simon Cowell.
There's no million dollar car in my garage.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
They start with 2 million.
Someone who works in a mint.
Invest a billion.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
Garbage.
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because he was always in a cent.
I'm in a cent.
The UK National Lottery!
Through the chest plate.
