A small loan of a million dollars
With a small loan of a million dollars.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Date Simon Cowell.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
They start with 2 million.
Someone who works in a mint.
Invest a billion.
Little boys pants half off.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
They Havana no money to spend.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
His Ex-Wife.
The loser was 'thore'
Nina
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Harmonica Lewinsky.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
The dime had more cents.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
A mirage!
Only one but it takes eight million years.
