Million Dollar Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Invest a billion.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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Only one but it takes eight million years.

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He ran out of little boys

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.