He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Date Simon Cowell.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
They start with 2 million.
Someone who works in a mint.
Invest a billion.
Hyper-inflated.
400 Million Dollars.
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Because it makes cents (sense).
Let's get together and make some cents.
Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
A mirage!
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Reservation reservation reservations.
