Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
With a Nine Inch Nail.
Quit being nosey.
Because they like to pumpkin.
She identified as pump-kin.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
His daddy was a mummy