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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.