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Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!