He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
He was going through a midlife ISIS
Because they cantaloupe!
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Good Mornin'!
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
In case you get a hole in one.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Because their future is so bright
