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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.