How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.