How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What did one fly say to the other?

Your man is down'

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)