He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because he was often scratched!
He wanted Mark Antony!
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
A "coup d'isaster".
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Ein stein.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Take the parent out of the water
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Nostrildamus
